Friday, September 01, 2006
I AM WARNING YOU NOW! YOU MAY GET YOUR SENSITIVE LITTLE FEELINGS HURT IN HERE! YOU AREN'T GOING TO AGREE 100%, AND IF YOU ARE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO CAN'T HANDLE THAT, LEAVE RIGHT NOW! DO NOT BOTHER FLAMING ME BECAUSE IT JUST SHOWS YOU ARE RETARDED IF YOU DO!
In the past few weeks I've discovered some online friends are just short of psychotic and I needed to go to great lengths to remove them from my life. These are people who have been "friends" for several years but were somehow suddenly shocked and offended by something I said, like they don't know me at all. So, let's get a few things straight right now. Here is a list of several things I believe in and ways I think. Now you have no excuse to be shocked and amazed in the future if I say something you don't also believe. And if this post makes you physically ill, please don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
1. I am all welcoming. If you want to live in America, please, come, live in America! But for the love of God, do it right. Don't sneak in unless you have to, and if you have to, take steps to make it legal somehow. There are plenty of people here legally from countries people say you can't leave legally. If they can find a way, so can you. And of all amazing things, it may actually make your life easier in the long run. At the very least, realize this isn't a fucking Utopia and pit of endless food, homes, jobs, etc. Do I believe you are hard working? Sure I do! No doubt in my mind that you want to be here and are willing to work your ass off. But you aren't taking steps to be here legally like so many others have. It's not fair to them that they worked so hard for it and you're getting a free ride. I do not think ILLEGAL ALIENS should be allowed to have driver's licenses. I know the difference between ILLEGAL ALIEN and IMMIGRANT, learn the difference, too. Realize that in this country there are 90 billion languages spoken and yours is not special. If we all have to learn your language, I'm guessing it's time for everyone in American to learn all 90 billion languages, because no one is making allowances for any other language. That doesn't seem fair to me.
2. I am as pro-choice as they come. I am so hardcore pro-choice that I won't vote for anyone running for any position if they are hardcore pro-life. I respect your opinion and no, I'm not going to try to sway your opinion. But I will fight for a woman's right to do with her body and her life as she chooses. I am sick of everyone telling women to keep their legs closed. You know what? Hey guys! Keep it in your fucking pants!
3. If you are at a concert and the men start yelling for girls to show their tits... guys, start showing us your dicks, too.
4. I like weapons. Guns, knives, swords, daggers, rifles, bows, you name it, I love it. And I have a lot of weapons. I believe very strongly in a person's right to own a firearm. I do not believe that more gun control is needed. Most gun crime is committed by people who aren't giving two shits about gun laws anyway. You're just punishing those of us who got our guns legally. News to those of you who are hardcore anti-gun... a gun left on a table is not dangerous. It's only dangerous in the hands of a dangerous person. Do innocent people shoot innocent people? SURE! It happens, I'm not denying it! But do innocent people stab innocent people in the eye with pencils, too? YES! News flash! Your life is in danger every second of every day! Getting rid of guns isn't going to stop that. But I'll tell you what my gun HAS done. It's stopped a person from stabbing me because I wasn't driving fast enough. It saved me at work while I was being robbed. A gun saved the life of a friend's child who was being attacked by a stray dog in their yard. Yes, guns DO kill. But they also save lives.
5. I have a job in a male dominated field. It does not mean that I am lesbian because I did not opt for a female dominated job or a job with equal amounts of both sexes.
6. I believe strongly in a person's right to marry. That means, if you are a man in love with a man and wish to marry him, MARRY THAT MAN! If you are a woman in love with a woman and wish to marry that woman, MARRY THAT WOMAN! Live long, love each other, and show this world what love is. I'm sorry, but gay marriage is no more of a threat to the sanctity of marriage and family values than some fucking celebrity who changes husbands or wives every two months. If you are lucky enough to fall in love with someone and by the grace of God they fall in love with you, too, then bless you! You are so lucky it's insane.
7. I believe that it should be politically incorrect to make fun of overweight people. You can't make fun of anyone in this country for anything without being given some sort of horrid label, but if you pick on a fat person you are just being healthy. WTF?! You know what I wish for you? I wish for you to have a slow metabolism by 35. I hope your thyroid up and says fuck it one day. Not all fat people sit on their asses all day watching Jerry Springer and eating pork skins. Many people who are overweight have been athletic and active all their lives, but still aren't rail thin. I don't eat fast food. I'm a fruit junkie. I've played basketball and soccer my entire life, and I currently work in a job that is highly physical. I work out every day. Guess what? I'm still fat. I've been fat my entire life and will always be fat. If you have a problem with my fat, don't look. If you open your mouth you can go fuck yourself.
8. Free speech means everyone, not just you. Why is it ok for you to offend me, when you offend me you are just exercising your rights? But if I offend you I should be cursed out, called a Nazi or some other ridiculous label, or I am just labeled a bad person? If you open your yap and spew forth the bullshit you normally spew forth, than I have all the rights to spew my own bullshit. I don't read it if I don't like it. Why don't you try that out for once?
9. Dammit, I support my troops. I don't like war, but you know what? It wasn't the fucking soldiers that declared war. And just because they are soldiers doesn't mean they deserve to be attacked for it. It's a career choice, just like any other. People have all the right in the world to join the military, it's a great career move, and many people are perfect for it. And when we're at war, I'm not going to take out my distaste for the war on the soldiers. I know people who are currently in Iraq or who have been there already. Sure, my one friend I asked if he built a sand castle while he was in Iraq, but I knew he'd find it funny. I don't bother to spew why I don't like the war to him. He knows already. He was there. And he put his life on the line every second he was there. He doesn't deserve to come home to people telling him why the war is wrong.
10. I highly believe in the power of religion and prayer. I am not Christian or anything, I'm a lot of things you wouldn't care to hear about. But I fully and completely support every single person's religious choice, as long as it hurts no one. I do not believe in badgering people into following what you do. I do not believe in trying to convert people. I do not believe in labeling people according to their religion. But I honestly do believe there is an unexplained power in religion, faith, prayer, etc. Whether it is an honest deity or just mind over matter, it really doesn't mean anything. It works for people and comforts them.
11. I support the Constitution. I know I have already said my piece on gun control, but here is one more thing that I mention alone because it does not only stand for the second amendment. If gun ownership is outlawed, an amendment has just been ignored. Once this happens, it is a Constitutional free for all and we won’t have a leg to stand on. When one goes, the rest follow, and it doesn’t matter which one is first. First gun ownership, then what is next? Free speech? Your right to a trial? Consider these things. Most laws are not made to protect you anymore. They protect the criminal. If they come around and collect guns, do you think they are going to get the unregistered guns from the criminals? Of course not. They’re going to get the guns of the competition shooters and the home protection guns, not the bank robbery guns and the homicide on the street guns. But above and beyond that, the reminder of what the second amendment says isn’t just for our health. It is a reminder that ignoring one amendment destroys the rest of them. Think of a housing development. If someone breaks a rule and nothing is done because of it… all the rules become null and void. That is the same for Constitution. If you break one and no one objects to it, we now have a really old piece of paper that means nothing at all.
Ok, I'm done. If you're still here, thanks. If you're not... well, wtf, you aren't reading this anyway. You can feel free to use this post as a basis to whether or not you want to continue to recognize my existence. But please don't be a moron. You aren't going to change my opinions any more than I'm going to change yours. And if you flame the shit out of me you're just advertising to the world what a fucking jackass you really are. Grow up.
Hope you stick around. If not, it was nice knowing you.
Suck Lead did something BAAAAD at 9/01/2006 11:42:00 PM
