Wednesday, September 13, 2006
This is pretty much tongue in cheek, btw. Before anyone gets offended.
Anyway, over the past few months I've been working in this store, I have noticed a whole lot of men just like watching the female employees handle the guns. So I had an idea.
Not really a strip club, as all the girls will be clothed in one way or another. I am getting different votes from girls dressed nicely to girls in bikinis. But, basically, it will be in the same thought as a strip club, only girls would dance with guns. Wait, stay with me here! First off, to prevent accidents, I would make deals with gun companies to get those practice guns made from the molds, only instead of being blue they would be painted to look like actual guns. Or get old guns and completely plug them up so they are useless. This way we don't have to worry about people going "postal," guns going missing, or any other possible accident, because the guns would only look functional.
Stay with me a little longer here.
I would open a one lane range with glass around some of it so guys could watch women shooting. But good shooters, none of those fragile, helpless little things that don't know what they are doing, no. I mean, women who could shoot a button off a stand at 100 yards. No one else could use the range, it would only be girls hired to shoot while guys watch.
Obviously we cannot serve alcohol in this joint. So I have to think of something else there to take the place of alcohol.
I'd have a cigar bar somewhere in there. And the waitresses all over would be dressed in some kind of military uniforms.
Now, of course, half the week would be girls dancing for the men, the other half would be men dancing for the girls. Girls have this fetish, too. Pretty much, take everything the girls do for the boys and do the same for the girls. But I think we need to expand the uniforms for the girls' nights. We'll need some military, but some firemen would be good, too! Yeah! And if we can get away with it, cops, too! Maybe I could just split the club so half is for the guys and the other half is for the girls.
I've run this idea past co-workers and a few good natured customers, and so far everyone is game. I even have a few female customers who want to dance. All shapes and sizes. Some guys volunteered to dance, too. Again, all shapes and sizes. And ages. I may even be able to get some of the girls to belly dance with guns. LOL!
So there's my million dollar idea. What do you think? Would you go to a club like this to see your favorite gender dance with guns/shoot guns/wear uniforms? LOL!
Suck Lead did something BAAAAD at 9/13/2006 11:05:00 PM
