Monday, September 04, 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqKGqLQsnc
This is insanely funny. I think it was meant as a serious demonstration for why a strict dress code in school is so important. But this is really leaning on the insane, especially towards the end.
Watch it, then click for my comments. Reading my comments first will just spoil all the fun!
Ok. So here are my comments:
1. I want to see him walk like that.
2. Heck, just let us see him walk with the shotgun only!
3. Anyone who has attempted the gangsta "crack holster" can tell you... two steps and the gun is down your pants leg if you don't have a proper holster or your pants aren't tight enough (strike one for no baggy pants).
4. Where in the hell did that kid get a derringer (his parents would need to be serious collectors, because derringers aren't as common as you'd think anymore)?! And how is it in his pants with the rest of the armory without discharging (one reason they aren't so common anymore... no trigger guard)?!
5. Fully loaded, the lead alone would slow that kid down to a snail's pace.
6. You could totally hear him coming. CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!
7. How many hands does this kid have?
8. A kid willingly sporting a revolver... now that's a sight. I know from working in a gun store that most people under the age of 30 discount revolvers totally for being inferior due to only holding 6 shots (although some can hold 8 in a larger calibur) when a 9MM can hold 17 in some cases. Some of us know better, but a high school kid won't be caught dead with a revolver. Or that derringer, since it is single action. Probably why it didn't go off, but with three other guns in that pocket... highly possible.
9. I have got to find the video where they did something similar with a kid dressed in the "strict dress code" attire. I can tell you one thing... I've watched a coworker leave with a pistol grip shotgun completely concealed under his coat, so are we going to ban kids from wearing winter coats?
Just my thoughts. Move along.
Suck Lead did something BAAAAD at 9/04/2006 12:57:00 AM
